Ah, to be Karl Rove. Congress calls you to testify, but you get a note from not the doctor, but President Bush. Must be nice. Wreck havoc in Washington, get out of jail free. Actually, you don't even have to go through the motions of pretending to not have done anything. You just call 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue for help. Partners in crime need to help each other out. And keep their stories straight. By not telling them.